Fefferoni

Dear Visitors,
I think I have bats in my belfry. Actually, giant people-eating vampire bats. I nearly lost my head, going to change a light-bulb up there. I’ve had to call THE EXTERMINATOR; a strange little wispy fellow who doesn’t look like he could wrestle a butterfly, let alone a group of hungry vampire bats. His business card doesn’t inspire much confidence either. It reads:

THE EXTERMINATOR
No creature too big or small
(excludes Dragons, Ghouls and Spiders)