Dear collectors,
Last night whilst sitting in front of the fire, toasting marshfrogs (very tasty) there was a terrific gust of wind and three illustrations blew down the chimney. I’ve uploaded them to the Downloads section so that you may use them as desktops. I had to get permission from that pesky Queen Meeny Moo Moo, who demanded I hand over the rest of my marshfrogs. They are so hard to find this time of year!!!
Dr Feryl
Dear collectors,
Apparently its not a free world, and now Queen Meeny Moo Moo has released Ghost Dogs as well as the Vampire Bats. Quite a few of the sweet little Fefferonis have been destroyed. So in order to put a halt to this mindless violence, I have agreed to publish one of her majesty’s poems and a royal portrait.

“The sky is a fluffy ducky
The Queen is a beautiful and sensuous woman
My pants hurt.
Fiddle-dee-doo-da.”
Oh dear…
Dear collectors,
It seems Queen Meeny Moo Moo is behind the whole Vampire Bat plague. She wants more written about her on the site. Well I refuse. Its a free world!
Dr Feryl
Dear readers,
THE EXTERMINATOR has been bitten by the Vampire Bats, and is now circling the front yard searching for someone else to bite.
Fiddlesticks!