Fefferoni

Dear collectors,

I’ve eaten my hat and it didn’t taste too bad at all, since the wool from the Smugglumps is quite sweet. Queen Meeny Moo Moo has made my life so difficult since the last post that I’ve agreed to publish her latest poem.

Heydee doodee waa waa goo!
Fiddle faddle humpy deedoo.
My old Aunt is short and fat!
Fancy that!

At least it rhymes. My sincerest apologies.

Dr Feryl