Dear collectors,
Today I will ponder the enjoyable pass-time some people call spying. I call it “exploring” or “curiousitying” which I think is a much nicer way to look at it. How else do you find out why your neighbor makes strange noises at 5.30 on the dot every morning. Some things are just worth knowing. I have discovered some marvelous facts simply listening under windows. Yesterday I snuck into my neighbours’ house and took a photo of their child’s room, displaying 3 of the fefferoni prints. I’m sure the family won’t mind. They are fefferoni fans after all.
Yours sincerely,
Dr Feryl
Dear collectors,
A peddler knocked on the castle door yesterday, selling her wares. I noticed she had some amazing artworks which she would not part with. Not even when I offered to give her a bag of zinger lollies. She did however allow me to look at the artworks.
I was stunned to see such beautiful portraits of my fellow fefferonians. The artist, a Travis Louie, must have traveled throughout the land of Fefferoni. How on earth he got away without having to do a portrait of QMM I don’t know.
Yours sincerely,
Dr Feryl
Dear collectors,
The silly old man is still faffing about the place. He can’t hear us, but we can certainly hear him! He spends most of the day making up silly rhymes. (I think he gives QMM a run for her money.) I hope he soon finds his way home, or I am going to go balmy.
In other news, Fefferonians can now buy greeting cards. They are blank (thank goodness) so you can write your own silly things in them. Personally I am going to send one to myself. It will say;
Dear Dr Feryl,
What a delightful card. Perhaps you should remember to floss everyday.
Yours sincerely,
Dr Feryl
It can’t help to be practical sometimes. I loathe going to the dentist - she lives so far away!
Dr Feryl