Dear collectors,
Darn that Queen Meeny Moo Moo (may she forever have a pudgy bottom). She’s gone too far this time, so I’ll eat my hat before censoring myself again on this site as it seems to make no difference to her abhorrent behavior.
About a month ago she confiscated every item of clothing in the land. A whim! Needless to say, everyone was freezing their whatsits off, since it is frosty Winter here. We had to ask all the farmers to shear the Smugglumps early. With their colourful wool we all got busy knitting new clothes. I had no time to make any posts on this site, but on the upside I now have a lovely purple and green knitted jumpsuit.
Dr Feryl
Dear collectors,
Last night whilst sitting in front of the fire, toasting marshfrogs (very tasty) there was a terrific gust of wind and three illustrations blew down the chimney. I’ve uploaded them to the Downloads section so that you may use them as desktops. I had to get permission from that pesky Queen Meeny Moo Moo, who demanded I hand over the rest of my marshfrogs. They are so hard to find this time of year!!!
Dr Feryl
Dear collectors,
Apparently its not a free world, and now Queen Meeny Moo Moo has released Ghost Dogs as well as the Vampire Bats. Quite a few of the sweet little Fefferonis have been destroyed. So in order to put a halt to this mindless violence, I have agreed to publish one of her majesty’s poems and a royal portrait.
“The sky is a fluffy ducky
The Queen is a beautiful and sensuous woman
My pants hurt.
Fiddle-dee-doo-da.”
Oh dear…
Dear collectors,
It seems Queen Meeny Moo Moo is behind the whole Vampire Bat plague. She wants more written about her on the site. Well I refuse. Its a free world!
Dr Feryl
Dear readers,
THE EXTERMINATOR has been bitten by the Vampire Bats, and is now circling the front yard searching for someone else to bite.
Fiddlesticks!
Dear Visitors,
I think I have bats in my belfry. Actually, giant people-eating vampire bats. I nearly lost my head, going to change a light-bulb up there. I’ve had to call THE EXTERMINATOR; a strange little wispy fellow who doesn’t look like he could wrestle a butterfly, let alone a group of hungry vampire bats. His business card doesn’t inspire much confidence either. It reads:
THE EXTERMINATOR
No creature too big or small
(excludes Dragons, Ghouls and Spiders)
Hello collectors,
I’ve found this specimen while wandering the grey vasts. Actually, Fefferoni doesn’t really have vasts, it just has shadowy bits in corners that collect dust. Very hard to search, though. It took a great deal of time to ferret out this little beauty. Hopefully there’s more where that came from. I mean it, because dust is not very interesting.