Fefferoni

Dear collectors,

Today I will ponder the enjoyable pass-time some people call spying. I call it “exploring” or “curiousitying” which I think is a much nicer way to look at it. How else do you find out why your neighbor makes strange noises at 5.30 on the dot every morning. Some things are just worth knowing. I have discovered some marvelous facts simply listening under windows. Yesterday I snuck into my neighbours’ house and took a photo of their child’s room, displaying 3 of the fefferoni prints. I’m sure the family won’t mind. They are fefferoni fans after all.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Feryl

Dear collectors,

A peddler knocked on the castle door yesterday, selling her wares. I noticed she had some amazing artworks which she would not part with. Not even when I offered to give her a bag of zinger lollies. She did however allow me to look at the artworks.

I was stunned to see such beautiful portraits of my fellow fefferonians. The artist, a Travis Louie, must have traveled throughout the land of Fefferoni. How on earth he got away without having to do a portrait of QMM I don’t know.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Feryl

Dear collectors,

The silly old man is still faffing about the place. He can’t hear us, but we can certainly hear him! He spends most of the day making up silly rhymes. (I think he gives QMM a run for her money.) I hope he soon finds his way home, or I am going to go balmy.

In other news, Fefferonians can now buy greeting cards. They are blank (thank goodness) so you can write your own silly things in them. Personally I am going to send one to myself. It will say;

Dear Dr Feryl,

What a delightful card. Perhaps you should remember to floss everyday.

 Yours sincerely,

Dr Feryl

It can’t help to be practical sometimes. I loathe going to the dentist - she lives so far away!

Dr Feryl

Dear collectors,

I found a silly old man today wandering about in the West Wing cellar. Communication was difficult, but he seems to have been lost for some time - said he started looking for a way home during the Monsterious Period about 200 ears ago. Well I don’t know what he’s been eating all these years, but I will certainly try to fatten him up before he heads home. Trouble is he can’t remember where his home is. Anyhow, here is a snapshot.

Dr Feryl

Dear collectors,

First artwork, and now t-shirts have blown in my backyard. This Wendy gal is seriously careless with her creations. However the Fefferonians are excited that they can now wear her imaginings. If you want to buy a Fefferoni tee, simply go to www.redbubble.com.

Dr Feryl

p.s. I’ve seen Queen Meeny Moo Moo wearing the Grey Girl tee, when she thought none was watching. ha!

Dear Collectors,

My infogramographer dohicky has just informed me that you can buy Fefferoni t-shirts now. Is this a trick? I’m not sure, but I’ve been told to visit the website www.bountee.com to find out.

Dr Feryl

Dear collectors,

A piece of paper with a drawing of a giddy goat blew into my yard today. I’ve heard of giddy goats in the Nganga Nganga Hills and this appears to be direct proof. I do hope to see one on my holidays when I venture from there to here and here to there to see some funny things.

Dr Feryl

Dear collectors,

I’ve eaten my hat and it didn’t taste too bad at all, since the wool from the Smugglumps is quite sweet. Queen Meeny Moo Moo has made my life so difficult since the last post that I’ve agreed to publish her latest poem.

Heydee doodee waa waa goo!
Fiddle faddle humpy deedoo.
My old Aunt is short and fat!
Fancy that!

At least it rhymes. My sincerest apologies.

Dr Feryl

Dear collectors,

Darn that Queen Meeny Moo Moo (may she forever have a pudgy bottom). She’s gone too far this time, so I’ll eat my hat before censoring myself again on this site as it seems to make no difference to her abhorrent behavior.

About a month ago she confiscated every item of clothing in the land.  A whim! Needless to say, everyone was freezing their whatsits off,  since it is frosty Winter here. We had to ask all the farmers to shear the Smugglumps early. With their colourful wool we all got busy knitting new clothes. I had no time to make any posts on this site, but on the upside I now have a lovely purple and green knitted jumpsuit.

Dr Feryl

Dear collectors,
Last night whilst sitting in front of the fire, toasting marshfrogs (very tasty) there was a terrific gust of wind and three illustrations blew down the chimney. I’ve uploaded them to the Downloads section so that you may use them as desktops. I had to get permission from that pesky Queen Meeny Moo Moo, who demanded I hand over the rest of my marshfrogs. They are so hard to find this time of year!!!

Dr Feryl